Math-a-Ridiculous!
Dragging her feet walking towards the clammy dark door, she opened the bitter cold knob and screamed!
A five foot tall square shaped head exploded out with rays, lines and line segment
black spiked hair.
The terrifying block head had red x and y’s all of his face as if he were bleeding variables.
His oval shaped eyes were yellow and crusty with the left eye having a negative
sign and the right eye having a positive sign.
His teeth looked like vampire fangs.
She could only stand in the doorway horrified.
When the block head reached over to bite her neck, her alarm went off.
She woke up realizing it was Math Proficiency Test Day!
Ridiculous indeed! Sounds pretty scary! This must be a linear equation monster that I need to hurry up and graph before it bites me.
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